|
Last Night :: Every Night :: Tomorrow Night
evil hermaphroditic black unicorn
2002-01-07
Two men were on an important quest. One was a tall and beautiful blond elf, and the other a small and persistent hobbit. They had fought many dangers and done many great things. They had a terrible battle, and though they won, they were both horribly injured. They went as far as they could before they collapsed in the gondola of a village. The people of the village knew nothing of the them or of the important things happening in the outside world. They took care of them, impressed by their arrival. The elf healed, and then stood, fully majestic, strong and beautiful as he had been. He quickly found the hobbit, because he loved him. They told the village of the events outside their sheltered world. There was an evil black unicorn, with a thin, sharp black spiral horn. On a dirt road in the forest, he went and laid in the road so that when a man in an SUV came out of his driveway (another dirt road), he would think he had hit the unicorn. A woman and some other people went over to the unicorn and they fawned over him. I pointed out his horn as evidence of his evil, and they ran their hands up to touch it. It was slightly wiggly like it didn't connect to his skull, though real. They were only more enthralled and didn't believe the unicorn was evil, giving him a place to stay. The unicorn wanted to reproduce to secure his power. A huge black dog decided to mate with the unicorn, who was a hermaphrodite. The dog mounted him, and the end of the world was ensured.
Last Night :: Every Night :: Tomorrow Night
|
