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Last Night :: Every Night :: Tomorrow Night
posession and the undead
2003-04-14
Some friends and I were sneaking through the barn, lighting our way with torches, which I commented was rather unsafe. The horses were looking out at us in the aisleway. Then we went into a back pasture, which was supposedly closed for the winter, but there was a horse back there. We sat down on a bench and instead of torches, we had ice cream cones, which we were eating surreptitiously. Phyllis (the barn owner) heard us back there and said, "I can hear you breathing!" or heard our footsteps or something, I don't remember, so I told us to all get up and flee. She called out, "Are you criminals of some sort?" We were running quickly, leaping over fences and diving through aisle ways, and I snuck a bite of ice cream in between, and we ran out to the side of the barn, where I had no trouble scrambling over a giant gate-fence-thing, while some of the others were hindered, and where we hid in various nooks and crannies. Then a giant black ... flying thing, I think a bird, came down to me in the high cranny I was hiding in. And he told me since I had saved his life, he was in my service. So I accepted this, and climbed out of my cranny, and everyone came out of hiding. The bird took the form of a black Arabian stallion, and I explained to Phyllis that I was there trying to ride this horse, who was wild and everyone thought it was too dangerous. She didn't think I should be doing that. He pranced around greatly. I knew I could ride him because of who he really was, but I didn't make much of an effort and kept slipping off. Then I tried to take over his body by posessing him. The barn then became a zoo or something, because there were elephants and so on there and I didn't think that was weird. There was a boy, who was somewhat chubby, hitting on a girl at school, seemed like a high school class. The girl kept ignoring him and shrugging him off, because he was something of a jerk. He thought a whole lot of himself, and pointed out that she should be honored and was very lucky he liked her. She occasionally agreed to acknowledge him if he'd do certain things for her or demonstrate subordinance to her, but mostly she was just annoyed and slightly amused. Back at the barn, he was still hitting on this girl, when he was suddenly forced out of the chubby boy's body. He was actually a very cute, popular boy. He threw himself to his knees in front of the teacher from his class at school, crying, "Father! I can explain!" The popular boy walked along the side of the zoo/barn, and saw a cage with some sort of medium-sized spotty wildcats (ocelots?). They were cooking rice-a-roni. He wondered aloud, "Why are they cooking rice-a-roni? I guess because it's easy, and they're dumb animals." One of the cats glowered at him and said, "Excuse me, we made a *fire*. That's a sign of our intelligence. We're cooking Rice-a-Roni because we're in love with *Roni*." Apparently Roni was the name of the girl the boy liked. My friends and I all went to see "Ice Age" in the theater. It was in the bottom floor and so that meant that those movies were going to be cleared out and changed after that day. And it was the last showing of Ice Age so I commented we were seeing it for the last time it would ever be in theaters. I said that I had never seen Ice Age in the theater. We got snacks and while we were standing around, one of the guys in our group had to go to the bathroom. He went around the corner to the bathroom, but later came back looking very confused. He said that he couldn't get in, or had some other difficulties, because there was a sign that said "You must be less than this high". I looked around the corner, and I saw that there was a restroom marked "Childrens". There was also a man standing there looking bewildered. After the movie, we were all walking along outside of a strip mall of some sort. We were all attacked by zombies. They were skinny grey-looking humanoid critters. They were after Roni. I started swinging from the overhang and bouncing off columns out in front of the strip mall, killing zombies. They were easy to kill if I kicked them in the head or stepped on and squished them, but there were a lot of them and they were fast. Finally, there was only one left, and it went for an elephant that was out taking a walk or something. And the elephant was wheeling about and rearing and stomping so I was pretty sure it'd kill the zombie.
Last Night :: Every Night :: Tomorrow Night
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